Tuesday, December 8, 2009

December 8, 2009

I thought that our TP shredding days were over.  Badbadkitty let me know that they're still here.

Monday, December 7, 2009

December 7, 2009

Last Night's Dream:  President and Mrs. Obama invited me to join them on a tour of the area that I grew up in central Indiana. They were unaware that Badbadkitty was with me.  Of course Badbadkitty's fur got everywhere.  When they realized that a cat was in the car, they were less than happy, as their highly allergic daughter had to get in the same car later that day.  We all felt bad, Mrs. Obama was especially verbal about my lack of sense.  I wonder if they cared if I'd vote for them again.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

November 22, 2009

I let the kitties in my bedroom this morning to hopefully take a nap with me, but Badbadkitty had other plans.  He turned off my CPAP machine (the thing that keeps me breathing while I sleep), found the special yarn and wound it all about, and did a lot of exploring.  Now, instead of a restful day, I get to crawl under the bed to unwind yarn.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

November 21, 2009

I found the missing TP roll.  It was downstairs, no longer resembled a roll but rather looked like a ball of fluff, and embedded with Badbadkitty hair.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

November 17, 2009

I haven't been able to put the TP on the roller because Badbadkitty finds it a fun toy.  Now, Badbadkitty has discovered it on the vanity, and has been practicing his killer moves.  This morning it was missing - the whole roll.  Thankfully there was a spare, as one never discovers these things until they're needed.  I looked all over the bathroom and the upstairs, but no roll and no trail of TP.  Badbadkitty has hidden it well, for now.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Badbadkitty likes watching movies


November 15, 2009

Goodgoodkitty and Middlechildkitty are hiding on top of a shelf, what did Badbadkitty do to them?

Friday, November 13, 2009

November 13, 2009

Badbadkitty happily spent some time in the sacred room, that is until my feet and legs were the object of his unyielding attacks.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Badbadkitty Likes the Music


November 11, 2009

Broom straws are Badbadkitty's favorite chew toy today.  Maybe he's past the cord chewing stage???

Monday, November 9, 2009

November 9, 2009

Badbadkitty noticed that the food was near empty.  His reaction to this is to make sure he trips me.  That'll get my attention.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

November 7, 2009

Badbadkitty decided to chew on the shoes I was wearing.  If you've ever seen a snake swallow an egg, you'll have a good idea of how Badbadkitty tried to get as much shoe in his mouth as possible.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Badbadkitty Thinks Skiing is More Elegant


November 6, 2009

Badbadkitty has been practicing his trip mom technique, it's very hard to avoid him.  I walk like I'm tip-toeing to avoid being heard, in reality, I just don't want to fall down the stairs.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

November 5, 2009

So far, the plastic cord protectors have held up.  It's going to cost a fortune to install these all over Badbadkitty's chewing range. Click on the adds to help me recoup some of the costs.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

November 3, 2009

Badbadkitty wants to try this.....


Monday, November 2, 2009

November 2, 2009

So far, the plastic cord protectors have held up.  It's going to cost a fortune to install these all over Badbadkitty's chewing range. Click on the adds to help me recoup some of the costs.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

November 1, 2009

I met someone that claimed that bottle fed kitties have an oral fixation, they just have to chew.  Could that be BadBadKitty's problem?

Friday, October 30, 2009

October 30, 2009

Badbadkitty thinks this is the way to see inside the big box...


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

October 28, 2009

I got to talk with BadBadKitty's sibling's owners recently.  Seems like his overall behavior is hereditary, his sisters pale in comparison to his cord chewing aptitude, but all seemed to have been created in the same cauldron of evil.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

October 27, 2009

Badbadkitty wants to learn to dance...



Monday, October 26, 2009

October 26, 2009

Things are too quiet, what is BadBadKitty up to?

Friday, October 23, 2009

October 23, 2009

BadBadKitty removed the magnet out of the shower curtain.  Guess it didn't slide around enough in the steel bathtub to be a good toy, but what made him tear it out in the first place?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

October 22, 2009

Found some plastic conduit cord protector.  Let's hope that BadBadKitty doesn't find this delightfully crunchy.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

October 21, 2009

What's so interesting about wadded up TP and cat hair pulled out of the brush?  I walked in to find Badbadkitty buried up to his shoulders in the trash can, his spoils spread all over the floor.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

October 20, 2009

Juggling three cats that all want their special brushing time is quite a struggle.  When one of them is Badbadkitty I worry that someone is going to find a way to cut out the competition.  It's hard to brush bloody kitty fur.

Monday, October 19, 2009

October 19, 2009

Badbadkitty has been very clingy since I returned from my trip. I thought it was because he missed me, but turns out that he missed being brushed. After all, he has an image to maintain.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

October 18, 2009

Badbadkitty is full of energy today, bouncing off the ceiling, etc.  When I turn to look at him he's sitting quietly.  How can he transform so quickly?

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Badbadkitty Hopes His Girlfriend Doesnt See This

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1050546200531

Friday, October 16, 2009

October 17, 2009

Someone has invaded my bedroom, one guess as to who it is.  That's right, Badbadkitty jumped on the bed once he'd decided he wasn't going to get booted.  Now he's playing with my toes.  When he starts chewing it's going to be ByeBye Badbadkitty!

October 16, 2009

Badbadkitty put tooth holes in my spray bottle of bug poison.  Picked it up from where it was lying on it's side to find it then dripping everywhere.  Had to use it up on all the plants.  Badbadkitty has an iron stomach!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

October 15, 2009

Did some rearranging of Badbadkitty's room today.  Found so much stuff wedged behind the table, and so much hair!  Now the kitty condo is next to the window, this might prevent it from being tipped over by our favorite demon kitty.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

October 14, 2009

Back from vacation and the house is not too bad for wear.  Badbadkitty managed to find the one tiny part of the wireless router cord that was not encased in the garden hose protection device, and chewed it through.  Another splicing job.  He'd also managed to knock my boom-box style CD player off of the table, CD has not yet been found.  He was also very interested in the new cat litter, apparently being bad doesn't prevent him from having discriminating tastes in what he potties in.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

September 31, 2009

No more posts for a week or so, Badbadkitty will be left to his own devices.  There'll be a mushroom cloud over Long Beach.

September 30, 2009

Badbadkitty has struck again.  Wireless router power cord has been punctured, and was sparking.  My best splicing job couldn't do it this time.  You're reading this because the power cord has been replaced and drenched in bitter spray.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

September 29, 2009

How does eight pounds of fur make all of this mess?  I know that there's three, but Badbadkitty makes more than his share, today he's managed to knock down heavy objects from the top shelf, tip over the cat condo, knock off the books I had on my desk, and look so innocent while doing it.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

September 28, 2009

Badbadkitty is happy that someone clicked on an ad.  Enough of those and he can afford more catnip!

September 27, 2009

Badbadkitty is taking a moment to send good thoughts to her first, almost Kitty mom, who is very sick with the swine flu.  If she hadn't given in to Sloth Boy to not take him home, Badbadkitty would never have come to this place, and this blog would not have come about.

Sending all good thoughts to Kitty and to Sloth Boy.  Badbadkitty will destroy something in your honor.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

September 26, 2009

When one cat eats, all of them have to - after all, someone might get something that the others don't.  Badbadkitty is especially hungry after his catnip fest.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

September 25, 2009

Curtains seem to be Badbadkitty's newest obsession.  Curtains don't need to be on the windows, they're much better on the floor, or torn.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

September 24, 2009

Badbadkitty has stopped chewing on cords, knock on wood. Is it the bitter spray that's working or is he saving up for something big?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

September 23, 2009

Badbadkitty convinced Goodgoodkitty to do bad things as he sat back and watched. When I showed up, Goodgoodkitty was frantic to get away, he knew he was bad. Badbadkitty just looked at me. He also knew he was bad but didn't care.

Monday, September 21, 2009

September 21, 2009

Badbadkitty is being so sweet today. He must be up to something!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

September 21, 2009

I was going to pack some eBay orders, but Badbadkitty has managed to destroy the USB cable from the printer to the computer. Off to the store I go.

September 20, 2009

My folding table with what I thought was a laminate, wood-looking top is really just a stick on vinyl layer, like shelf paper. How do I know this? Because Badbadkitty has managed to pull up about 4 inches from the corner. What would possess a cat to do this?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

September 19, 2009

Badbadkitty warned me about the water being empty. Tripping me while carrying his fresh water is part of the deal.

Friday, September 18, 2009

September 18, 2009

Badbadkitty liked the catnip he received today.  He alternates between looking stoned and mellow, to crazily attacking a piece of rope.  One little pinch of  the good stuff and he's happy for hours.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

September 17, 2009

I used to have one of those Styrofoam heads that you keep a wig on. Now, Badbadkitty has completely destroyed the head. Found it laying on the floor, just a base and a neck, head is completely gone. Am I going to have to bitter spray everything in the house?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Badbadkitty Can Relate

Badbadkitty hates this

http://www.facebook.com/inbox/readmessage.php?t=1153410069825

September 15, 2009

Badbadkitty has been acting like a monkey lately.  He hops from the shelf to the top of the door to the table to the kitty condo.  Not sure what's wrong with the
floor but it's certainly not on his list of places to be.

Monday, September 14, 2009

September 14, 2009

Badbadkitty decided that my flip-flops shouldn't be waiting for me after my shower, where I'd put them.  Instead, one had been carried about six feet away and
left upside down.  The other one was closer, but turned completely around and again, placed upside down.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

September 13, 2009

Found little kitty sized tooth punctures on the mini blinds...Badbadkitty must have been here.

September 12, 2009

I set my wallet down on the stairs so I could go back out to water the flowers. When I came back, Badbadkitty had bit, clawed, and kicked my wallet, not quite to a pulp, but it definitely shows that it's been abused. He also took out most of the receipts that had been inside and scattered them all about.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Badbadkitty likes this

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-loves-sparkling-string.jpg

Thursday, September 10, 2009

September 11, 2009

Badbadkitty shredded the toilet paper all over the floor, again.  What's still on the roller is riddled with teeth and claw holes.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

September 10, 2009

Badbadkitty was so glad to have me home that he had to trip me, then had the guts to be surprised when I stepped on his foot as I was going down.  After all, it's all about him.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

September 9, 2009

Sitting at my desk with the new computer, when here comes Badbadkitty. First thing he does? Chew on the power cord. A spray with the yucky tasting stuff and a strong NO! made him wrinkle his nose, but he didn't run.  This is one strong-willed kitty.

Monday, September 7, 2009

September 8, 2009

Badbadkitty doesn't mind that the litter box was recently changed, the old litter in the bag waiting to go out the trash is good enough for him.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

September 7, 2009

Yucky stuff might make him not chew on the cord that he got out of the trash, but it doesn't stop him from putting it in his water dish. Now everyone can share in the yucky-tasting stuff.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

September 6, 2009

It isn't enough that he chewed the phone cord in half, he had to retrieve it from the trash can so he could chew it some more. We're trying out the yucky-tasting spray to see it it deters him.

Friday, September 4, 2009

September 5, 2009

Today, he chewed all the way through the phone cord. Got some bad tasting stuff, hope it works

September 4, 2009

Lost my wireless connection only to find kitty teeth marks and a cut through wire to my DSL. Someone's gonna get it!

Thursday, September 3, 2009